14.6.06

web presentations and dating

apparently, everyone dates through the web, even jesus:
Golden-haired, blue-eyed Jesus seeks loving young woman (22-30), preferably of recent Norse-Germanic heritage, who wishes to live in the spirit of the eternal. Innocence, or rebirth into innocence, and a desire to transcend the material mendacity of this world are essential!

...Prospective respondents should read 1 John 4:18. True to artistic depictions, I have a lean swimmer's body and a six-pack, and if you have sought your best in life you will also be in good shape.

many thanks to m


don't swimmers shave off all their body hair? i wonder how much the beard and hair affects the laminar flow of the the holy stroke.

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2 Comments:

At 6/15/2006 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, does he have a sister?

 
At 6/15/2006 5:05 PM, Blogger Marketa New York said...

He's mine bitches, so lay the fuck OFF!!!
Oh, and I'm so ordering this T-shirt http://jitcrunch.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazo2X0YuanBnfGxvYWQ9TDAsaHR0cDovL2ltYWdlcy5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzEwNTc0NDVfNDAweDQwMC5qcGd8fHNjYWxlPUwwLDEyMywxNTMsV2hpdGV8Y29tcG9zZT1ibGFuayxMMCxBZGQsMTgxLDEyNXxjcD1yZXN1bHQsYmxhbmt8c2NhbGU9cmVzdWx0LDAsNDgwLFdoaXRlfGxvYWQ9c2FtcGxlLGh0dHA6Ly93d3cuY2FmZXByZXNzLmNvbS9jb250ZW50L2dsb2JhbC9pbWcvc2FtcGxlX2NydW5jaF9vdmVybGF5LmdpZnxzY2FsZT1zYW1wbGUsMCw0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcG9zZT1yZXN1bHQsc2FtcGxlLEFkZCwwLDB8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8

 

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